Butcher Baker Idle Spy

by Idle Spies

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1.
I'm the one out of town and out of touch Somehow it all works out, son and your mother misses you so much I put my name in the phone book Though i haven't got the cash for the bill I still have the cookies you sent me Without heat we could freeze over hell The sky is falling on my head You said everything was fine and I left town I made so sure that nothing changed I lived up to my name Things got turned around I moved in with a strange girl To a nice flat a short walk from the train Sounds like it's all working nicely But don't forget your mother's birthday in May Goodbyes last so long, well after you're gone The sky is falling on my head You said everything was fine and I left town I made so sure that nothing changed I lived up to my name Things got turned around My roommate's hooked up with this new boy He's got a key and he doesn't pay rent It's been a rough four months now But things are finally working out It's been a long time since you called home But mom wants to know when you'll be back to visit So glad to hear that you're working You know you're young when the sky is the limit The sky is falling on my head You said everything was fine and I left town I made so sure that nothing changed I lived up to my name Things got turned around The sky is falling on my head You said everything was fine and I left town I made so sure that nothing changed I lived up to your name
2.
Evil Pirate 03:20
Life is not so bad On the ocean blue Smell of salt water up my nose Ships bobbing fro and to Watching from the crow's nest For whatever comes our way Every sea faring traveler Is the pirates prey And we wait and we watch Till they stop and we dock And start to board The wind kicks up a gale As I glide down a sail By the hilt of my Sword I'm gonna be an evil pirate I'm gonna sail a pirate ship I'm gonna have an evil parrot I'm gonna be an evil pirate And so we plot a course For a small coastal village We may respect your women But we'r still gonna pillage Cause you know that it's our duty To make your men look like bafoons As we ransack all your booty And pocket your doubloons Then we split to our ship With our kits full of kips And a small live iguana We're brave and we're bold And whatso I've been told We're cooler than the Spanish Armada I'm gonna be an evil pirate I'll be the scourge of the Seven Seas I'm gonna have an evil first mate And a crew of blood-thirsty thieves We sail the jolly roger A map spread on the deck When we bury our treasure We never mark it with an X Got barrels full of Whiskey For the long sea journey And bushels full of oranges So we don't get scurvy I'm gonna be an evil pirate I'll be the scourge of the Seven Seas I'm gonna have an evil first mate And a crew of blood-thirsty thieves I'm gonna be an evil pirate I'm gonna sail a pirate ship I'm gonna have an evil parrot I'm gonna be an evil pirate
3.
Wake Up Call 03:11
7:30 am Stephanie's lying in an empty bed Of a walk-up down on Hollywood She's not sleeping but she still pretends Empty bottles in the sink Every moment of the week It takes strength to get through the day She believed that he was something else You shouldn't listen to what people say It doesn't matter what they think Don't snooze the wake up call It keeps ringing again and again and again Leave now and lock the door Cause if you turn around You'll get caught in a tug of war Seven years never seemed so long It takes time to build up a trust You share a bed and a bank account But the interest wasn't nearly enough Now you're right upon the brink If it's finally coming to a head Who's the effect and who's the cause The sun is coming through the blinds Will she finally listen to the buzz Don't snooze the wake up call It keeps ringing again and again and again Leave now and lock the door Cause if you turn around You'll get caught in a tug of war I don't want your humdrum life Just to wait for the day Diamonds and Mrs. Wife Don't change the subject now Cause I've got something to say I've ignored a wake up call It kept ringing again and again and again I'm walking out that door Don't try to tempt me now I won't get caught in your tug of war Don't snooze the wake up call It keeps ringing again and again and again Leave now and lock the door Cause if you turn around You'll get caught in a tug of war Don't snooze the wake up call It keeps ringing again and again and again Leave now and lock the door Cause if you turn around You'll get caught in a tug of war Tug of war
4.
The Game 03:43
Will I ever get bored with you Will I ever get tired of you Same old face, same old shoes Driving down the highway Never changing lanes Still I'm going nowhere Just to turn around again Cause I'll stay, deal me in the game Cause I'll play as long as I've got change Frame another old photograph Play another old phonograph Same old walls, same old tune Teach another lesson Take a trip around the block But I'm only one day older Two sweeps around the clock Cause I'll stay, deal me in the game Cause I'll play, but I'm running low on change Cause I'll stay, deal me in the game Cause I'll play, but you've gotta lend me change Cause I'll play, deal me in Cause I'll stay
5.
Uncle Arthur 04:05
Climbing the hill was nothing When he reached the top And all that tumbling after Has turned into a steady drop Till he can feel every bone in his body Creaking like a squeaky wheel He says come talk to me when you're 90 Tell me how you feel Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur says to loosen up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur doesn't give it up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur keeps the faith alive Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur's pushing 95 He says his body knows the difference Between 94 and 93 But his heart never listens And that's what he wants the world to see Because whatever dedication Life will find a way to surprise It takes more than medication To survive Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur says to loosen up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur doesn't give it up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur keeps the faith alive Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur's pushing 95 He's holding on to his sense of humor Because the rest he has to let go He says I'll meet you all right here After the Big Show Margret's playing checkers You know she used to be the queen of chess Back when she had strong legs and long black hair And a pair of perky breasts But when your family no longer visits You think you've lived too long Here comes Uncle Arthur pouring on the charm Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur says to loosen up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur doesn't give it up Hey, Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur keeps the faith alive Uncle Arthur, Uncle Arthur Uncle Arthur's pushing 95 He's pushing 95 Uncle Arthur's holding on to his sense of humor Because the rest he has to let go He says I'll meet you all right here After the Big Show
6.
She was hiding back Behind her brand-name smile I had a root canal That ran some fifty miles And so I never showed my teeth Till she was just about to leave And though I wanted her to stay I would settle with watching her walk away But tell me who is that girl Dressed like an Eskimo I just have to know How I could get those lips to curl next to mine And I'm trying to pick up slack With this girl under my nose As she digs under my skin The gap between our faces starts to close I'm feeling naked in my clothes Rub the stubble on my chin She gets a sparkle in her eye that could make a mountain melt I told her it was luck but that just wasn't how it felt I've gotta self assure myself just for my health Any answers I don't know Since when is this a game show And how did I wind up so far in the hole How did I wind up in Jeopardy I've got these answers here don't you question me I think that I'm finally on a roll I got my sentence structure wrong Her presence making me so tense With every verbal pause Can't get a word to sound like it was meant I can't believe what I just said Can we start it all again Any answers I don't know Since when is love a game show And how did I wind up so far in the hole How did I wind up in jeopardy I've got these answers here won't you question me I think that I'm finally on a roll

about

TOP SECRET. EYES ONLY
Agent reporting - Orville Riggins

You don't get to be known as Idle Spies without a little bit of idleness or, as in the case of these songs, a fair amount. Several tracks reach pretty far back in the Idle Spies files and draw pretty heavy influence from some of their closest conspirators from before the Spies came in from the cold. A few of the recordings even had a bit of dust on them before seeing the light of day, but as any operative will tell you, "old intel doesn't mean bad intel." It may have taken some time to declassify Butcher Baker Idle Spy, but it was worth the wait.


ACTIVE AGENTS ON THIS FILE:
Idle Spies: vocals, guitars, piano, banjo, percussion, horns, various noise making things

Tami Peden: percussion on Wake Up Call

Mark Senser: drums on The Game

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released May 22, 2020

Idle Spies is Tim Berlinghof and Chris Davidson

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Idle Spies Chicago, Illinois

Two gents from Chicago by way of Detroit. Two guitars and harmonies that fill a music hall.

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